gurt-squirt:

sounds like some serious final boss music

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if u are readin this then congrats u can read

queefdollaz:

sadversaceblunts:

^Learn how to spell

u still read it correctly tho so who winning? we both winning? stacks on deck patron on ice imma pop bottles all night baby i can spell howeva i like!!!!!

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officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

behold, it is i, the evil social justice warrior, here to ruin your fun by pointing out that you’re being kind of an asshole

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assdeluxe:

higgzorz:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

delete this post

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bowlingforsoup:

id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

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Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

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