The Color Green
This is a tumblelog, kinda like a blog but with short-form, mixed-media posts with stuff I like. Scroll down a bit to start reading, or a bit more to read more about me.
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
Wine glasses full of Jell-o.
“You can’t make a popsicle out of pudding”
“Can’t make a popsicle out of pudding? Why of course you can.”
HARRY POTTER DUBSTEP
JUST PRESS PLAY.
My soul is orgasming.
Put on headphones
Close your eyes.
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin
i’m still on
i still haven’t been banned
I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS
and i only got banned for 24 hours
I know we were all hating on yahoo earlier but this may be the start of a great relationship
To my new followers:
Thank you, but why. Why are you here.
