bussykiller:

how many dicks have i taken at once?

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nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

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officialjeffgoldblum:

did we all just collectively forget that elijah wood was in spy kids 3

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nflstreet:

me: *goes to hell* what the fuck is this

satan: Welcome To My Twisted Mind.

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flaxbro:

i would let jake gyllenhaal throw me down a flight of stairs

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zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

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  • Mewtwo: i see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
  • Mew: mew

amywinehouseofficial:

"ew why would u swallow"

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